If only you had eight arms to hold all of it.
This ceramic tea mug, which you can sip from as you ponder the secrets of the ocean.
Get it here for $14.06.
This wooden wall clock, for people who liked octopuses before they were cool.
Get it here for $59.73.
This artsy tote bag, so you can carry as much with one arm as an octopus can carry with eight arms