Only your best friend can embarrass you this badly and get away with it.
The Political Activist
“I took my dog for a walk when I ran into a candidate running for state representative and he stopped to talk to me trying to persuade my vote when my dog decided it’d be a good time to do #2 right on his shoes. The look on his face was priceless.”
“My dog is very well behaved except when he doesn’t get 100% attention, he gets anxious and relieves said anxiety by masturbating with his mouth. I’m a dog trainer and will use him as an example of a well-behaved dog on demo-nights. On one of those nights, he got really anxious and before I could do anything, he humped his face so hard that he scooted all the way across the floor, slurping loudly while people dove out of his way. Needless to say I skipped the ‘Your dog can be like mine!’ part of the speech that night!”
—Jodi Beaulieu, Facebook
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