Seems fitting, no? UPDATE: It appears the roachtastic link is down. 🙁
Exes are pretty much the worst, am I right?
Why do they continue to, like, ~exist~ after the relationship is over?
But never fear! The Bronx Zoo is doing you a solid: For just $10, you can name one of the zoo’s Madagascar hissing cockroaches after your ex.
Wikipedia / Via en.wikipedia